Al-Anon: There's a train coming! Get off the tracks!
Alcoholic: What?
Al-Anon: There's a train coming! Get off the tracks!
Alcoholic: What?
Al-Anon: There's a train coming! Get off the tracks!
Alcoholic: Leave me alone, I'm waiting for the train.
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The Al-Anon then throws himself in front of the train, as the alcoholic steps deftly off the tracks.