How not to be a jerk

I'm an arrogant jerk sometimes. OK, a lot. Ya got me there. Inventory and corrective measures can sometimes be really simple.

Here are my corrective measures for this week:

Don't have an opinion. Be neutral.
Don't argue. Be agreeable.
Don't control. Yield.

Basically: Thy will be done. To God. And people.

If I keep it this simple there's a chance I'll remember it.