InstaFour

Sometimes, with our busy modern lives, with the demands of home, work, and community, we simply don’t have time to do a full moral inventory, yet problems are piling up, and we know something major needs to change.

This is where InstaFour comes in. InstaFour has a number of highly nutritious ingredients, namely the defects that will appear on the Step Four of any respectable person, whether alcoholic, addict, or Al-Anon. Crack open a can of InstaFour, today, and you’ll have a full awareness of the major shortcomings that are eating your lunch and causing all of the fear, resentment, depression, exhaustion, and interpersonal conflict in your life.

Ingredients: Self-reliance, defiance, personal ambition, attention-seeking, obstinacy, vanity, touchiness, self-absorption, self-pity, gloom, thrill-seeking, comfort-seeking, sloth, selfishness, self-justification, and pettiness.

Note that InstaFour will not take the place of a full Step Four but can be very satisfying for those in-between times.