Who doesn't love a quiz?

Here are forty-one symptoms. Symptoms of what, you ask? We'll come to that later. Let's do the quiz first.

How many of these were live problems when you were new to recovery?

How many of these are live problems today?

1.       Acting without thinking

2.       Avoiding completion of tedious tasks

3.       Avoiding starting time-consuming tasks

4.       Cannot take on board instructions

5.       Careless

6.       Constantly checking the phone

7.       Constantly refreshing the screen

8.       Difficulty concentrating

9.       Difficulty doing one thing at a time

10.    Difficulty following instructions

11.    Difficulty organising the day

12.    Difficulty prioritising

13.    Difficulty sitting still

14.    Easily distracted

15.    Emotions that are disproportionate

16.    Emotions that are inappropriate

17.    Emotions that are untimely

18.    Fidgets in seat

19.    Forgetful

20.    Getting into dangerous situations

21.    Impulsiveness

22.    Interrupting conversations

23.    Losing things

24.    Mood swings

25.    Often late

26.    Performing self-destructive acts

27.    Poor project management skills

28.    Poor time management

29.    Poor working memory

30.    Procrastination

31.    Recklessness

32.    Restlessness

33.    Short attention span

34.    Speaking without thinking

35.    Switching frequently between activities

36.    Switching frequently between tasks

37.    Talking excessively

38.    Trouble controlling anger

39.    Trouble controlling frustration

40.    Trouble sitting still

41.    Unable to take turns appropriately

How many did you score?

As a newcomer, I scored 41/41, in spades.

Today, half a dozen make an appearance, but they cause few problems.

What brought about the change?

The AA programme.

Now, what do think this is a checklist for?

Emotional immaturity?

Spiritual malady?

Untreated alcoholism?

All fit like a glove.

Actually the list is for ... well, something else.

What matters is this:

THERE IS A SOLUTION